You are all invited to the memorial service and burial of Mr. Pillow.
Services to be held around the trash can on Tuesday evening at 6:00 pm.
Doctors performed surgery on the belly of Mr. Pillow and thought all was well. As they were closing up Mr. Pillow with his final stitch, surgeonsdiscovered several other perforations on Mr Pillow's back side. After further inspection and much stuffing loss, Mr Pillow breathed his last breath. Surgeons decided that it was best to not close up the remaining holes and to let Mr. Pillow die with his dignity in tact. He had a long and very productive life and he will be missed.
He is survived by Mrs. Pillow.
2 comments:
You're funny. What does the piece of paper say that's attached to the back of the chair?
Directions for the memorial :)
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